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Edward Gosling
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Well, I suppose I'd better introduce myself then.

Hello, I'm Eddy (Otherwise known as Deuterium) and I'm a british poet, writer and voice actor. I live in Cardiff, where I'm attending university (and slowly learning to get myself up before 1PM, eheh). I also have Asperger's Syndrome, which in the past has caused inferiority complexes, depression and severe anxiety. Yes, I can be one of THOSE poets sometimes. Aside from poetry I also do game reviews and voice acting demos (sometimes) on YouTube, the link can be found below ^^

Now, the stuff I'm likely to post here. Usually it's poetry, as you might expect from a poet. I used to do image manipulations and indeed I do on occasion still do those, but most of the time it's poetry I'll be uploading here. It usually falls into one of four categories: Depressive, angry, philosophical and weird. Sometimes they overlap. But if that's the kind of poetry you like, give me a follow and/or a llama and please, please leave a comment - these mean a lot to a poet who never gets any feedback at all for his work from anyone other than his family and friends, and only the former really care about poetry. (Seriously, ask my friends, they don't care.)

Anyway, nice to meet you all, hope you enjoy my poetry, or not, depending on which ones you read.

Buy me a coffee!

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O funting and garging was I,
As soon as my peepers did spy,
That Toddy Berrick,
The young tinker-pick
Had took toe with my belosh and rye!

So the morn of Ensday I began,
To pockle a nirrity plan,
Off the wash in a sheek,
I met at hand-heek,
With a jangle-mangle man.

I gave him my coins in a bunt,
He nipped it and then with a grunt,
Spoke henger'd and low,
"Read the leaves tomorrow,
No more shall he ticker and brunt."

The hangled man rumpled away,
Left me to the rest of my day.
At last! Peace of mind!
That that worberous kind,
Shall at morrowtime end his dizay...
Nonsense Poem: Market Trader's Revenge
Another Nonsense Poem, this time in limerick form. Golly it's been a while since I did one of these.
If youw anna know what the words mean, go ahead and ask, but I encourage you to come up with your own.
This is what all the others do.
I'm at the pub, the old pub in town.
Through the big heavy door I go...
Jeepers creepers, it's loud.
So many people.
So many it's kind of frightening.
So loud I can't hear my own voice when I talk.
So crowded I can't find a seat.
Oh, there's one... Oh, it's gone.
One over there... But it's right next to loads of other people.
Can't sit there, they'll think I'm pushing in.
Can't ask if it's free either, they'll probably think the same thing.
I guess I'll stand around for a bit.

What do people do in bars?
They drink. But I don't drink alcohol.
What am I doing here then.
Could have a fruit juice... That's cheaper anyway.
Walk over to the bar, try to walk past some people...
Oops, sorry. Oops, sorry. Oops, sorry. Oops, sorry.
Right, there's the bar...
And people are all crowding around.
The barman's going in all different directions.
Where's the queue?
How do I know when it's my turn?
I could try... But then people might get annoyed at me for cutting in.
I can't see any gaps either. Just gaggles of people.
Ah well. No drink for me then.

I guess I'll talk to some people.
But who?
I don't know any of these people.
If I talked to any of them they'd think me some sort of creep.
Maybe the boys over there...
No, all too muscular and scary.
They're probably talking about football. And how many girls they've shagged.
I wonder if there's any lonely girls over there...
I'll stand over here next to this girl. Maybe she'll talk to me.
She's moved. I'll follow her...
And again, I'll keep on going, get a bit closer...
Subtly try to get her attention​...
Try again..
Crap! She's going away.
Must've been too overt. I creeped her out.
Great freakin' going.

Wait a minute.
Is that person talking to me?
They are! Success!
Answer a few questions.
No names yet.
Bit of a conversation going here, it's going well!
Oh wait no. They've gone away to talk to someone else.
I must've been too boring for them.
Didn't even get their name.
Typical me. Not interesting enough for anybody.

I guess I'll go home then.
Well, that was an experience.
I went in there expecting it to be different, came out with bugger all.
It just occurred to me how lonely I am...
Every time, it happens...
Based on my meagre experiences in pubs.
A sudden flash of inspiration let me create this masterpiece. Submitted as an image rather than literature because mere woprds could not contain its greenness. (Also because the Biting pear category does not accept literature)

HAppy April Fools, ya dumbasses.


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