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We Didnt Watch the Seasons (MLP Billy Joel parody)

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Equestria, the pony nation, Summer Sun Celebration,
Ponyville, making friends, library in a tree,
Return of Nightmare Moon, the night will last forever soon,
Everfree Forest, Elements of Harmony...

Gala tickets, Griffons, Apple Harvest, Dragon's fumes
Great and Powerful Trixie, sleepover in the library tree,
Poison Joke, parasprites, winter wrap-up, spring's in sight
Cutie Mark Crusaders and the Running of the Leaves, aye!

Yeah, friendship is magic!
With my little ponies
that's why we're the bronies.
Yeah, friendship is magic!
We're the guiding light
Now don't you try to fight it!

Gala Dresses, so intense! Pinkie has her Pinkie Sense,
Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom, taste the rainbow!
Diamond Dogs, Flutterstare, Crusaders' show gets a cheer,
Green isn't your colour, Photo Finish fashion show!

Appleoosa settlers, Clashing with the native herds,
Princess Tia's sick bird, Cutie Mark stories are heard.
Twilight's Pet Number One, Pinkie Pie's Party of One,
Grand Galloping Gala, It's the best night evaaaah!

Yeah, friendship is magic!
With my little ponies
that's why we're the bronies.
Yeah, friendship is magic!
We're the guiding light,
Now don't you try to fight it!

Discord, Crazy Twilight, Luna's back for Nightmare Night,
Sisters' crisis, Cutie Pox, Dashie wants a pet that rocks,
Mare-do-Well, Sweet and Elite, Greedy Spike, Hearth Warming's sweet,
Zap Apples, Baby Cakes, Pinkie Promise, cider race!

Cranky Doodle, Daring Do, Iron Will, Hearts and Hooves,
Time travel, dragons go, Gabby Gums and tornados,
MMM Mystery's hot, wedding up in Canterlot.
Poor Twilight sees it coming, Invasion of the Changelings!

Yeah, friendship is magic!
With my little ponies
that's why we're the bronies.
Yeah, friendship is magic!
We're the guiding light,
Now don't you try to fight it!

Crystal Empire's back again, old King Sombra meets his end,
Mirror Pond, Babs Seed, Wonderbolts Academy
Trixie's back, bad dreams, Apple Family reconvene,
Spike is at your beck and call, Reformation of Discord,

Spike is taking care of pets, Old Miss Harshwhinny inspects,
Twi becomes a princess for her magical mystery cure!

Yeah, friendship is magic!
With my little ponies
that's why we're the bronies.
Yeah, friendship is magic!
We're the guiding light,
Now don't you try to fight it!

Harmony tree, six keyholes, A.K. Yearling, scared of ghosts?
Power Ponies, wave your flag, Flutterbat, Manehattan swag,
Pinkie Apple, relay race, blue flu, Simple Ways
Cheese Sandwich, Ponytones, Breezies, ponies, Pies and stones,

Safety measures, Sweetie's dreams, Wonder Tonic, Study teams,
Traders' Exchange, dark magic, At the Games there's nervous tics,
Tirek stealing magic now, stomps the land into the ground,
Six keys found, all for, unlocking rainbow power!

Yeah, friendship is magic!
With my little ponies
that's why we're the bronies.
Yeah, friendship is magic!
You can hate us all
You want, but we'll press on and on and on and on
And on and on and on and on...

Yeah, friendship is magic!
With my little ponies
that's why we're the bronies.
Yeah, friendship is magic!
We're the guiding light,
Now don't you try to fight it!
This is a parody of the song "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel based around My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic... I procrastinated on this so much, but now it is done! Thanks to my good friend River Road for helping me out with the last few lyrics.

I have to say, this was one of the hardest things I've done. Squeezing an entire season's worth of summary into one verseand making it rhyme is HARD. But it was worth it~

"We Didnt Start the Fire" is © Joelsongs. This is a non-profit parody.
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