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Well, I suppose I'd better introduce myself then.

Hello, I'm Eddy (Otherwise known as Deuterium) and I'm a British YouTuber, poet, write, and voice actor. I live in Cardiff, where I'm attending university (and slowly learning to get myself up before 1PM, eheh). I also have Asperger's Syndrome, which has affected my life in ways so numerous that to list them here would be pointless, but in short it makes me a weirdo - albeit one of the good ones.

Now, the stuff I'm likely to post here. Usually it's poetry, as you might expect from a poet. I used to do image manipulations and indeed I do on occasion still do those, but most of the time it's poetry I'll be uploading here. It usually falls into one of four categories: Depressive, angry, philosophical and weird. Sometimes they overlap. But if that's the kind of poetry you like, give me a follow and/or a llama and please, please leave a comment - these mean a lot to a poet who never gets any feedback at all for his work from anyone other than his family and friends, and only the former really care about poetry. (Seriously, ask my friends, they don't care.)

Anyway, nice to meet you all, hope you enjoy my poetry, or not, depending on which ones you read.

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As someday it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of society offenders who may well be underground,
And who never would be missed, they never would be missed,

There's the chavs who wear their tracksuits all the time in any place,
And everyone who goes for the high offer on the Chase,
The kids who every Christmas open games they never play,
And every slow old driver who won't get out of the way!
And tourists who on photographing wheely bins insist
They never would be missed, so I've got them on the list!

(He's got them on the list, he's got them on the list,
And they'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed!)

There's the egotistic rapper and all others like him too,
And the snooty pianist, I've got him on the list!
And the preacher sounding off like he's a better man than you,
Oh, he NEVER would be missed, he's surely on the list!
The angry shoppers, always shout "The Cust'mer's always right!
The Yankees with their gun laws always itching for a fight!
The girl upon the Internet pretending she's a guy,
Says "Did you assume my gender, why don't you just go and die?!"
And that singular anomaly the violent feminist!
Do you think she'd be missed? Well, I've put her on the list.

(He's got her on the list, he's got her on the list
And she'll surely not be missed, she'll surely not be missed!)

There's the twerps who take a selfie whilst a nearby person drowns,
And the white supremacist, I have him on the list,
And speedy drivers racing flashy cars through hard-up towns,
By whom would they be missed? They're also on the list.
And politicians, statesmen and all people of that kind,
Like watchamacallit, thingamybob, and likewise - Never mind
And who's-her-face and what's-his-name, and also You-know-who,
But task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you
It matters not, they all will never cease to make me pissed,
So they're ALL there on the list, my arse they would be missed!(You may put them on the list, you may put them on the list,For they'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed!)
Our отец,
Who art in Kremlin,
Russian be thy name.
Thy union of republics come,
Your will be done
In Eastern Europe as it is in Russia.
Give us this day our daily semechki
And forgive us as we rush B
As we do not forgive the western spies who trespass against our motherland.
And lead us not away from vodka,
But deliver us to Chebureki,
For yours is the shashlik,
The Cheeki and the breeki
For ever and ever.
Cyka blyat
The Gopnik's Prayer
One of the silliest things I've ever written. As are most midnight ideas.
Stay Cheeki breeki.
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Good afternoon.
There is no news today.

There are no wars.
There have been no terrorist attacks.
Nobody of note has died.
There is no news today.

There have been no political developments.
There has been no political unrest.
There have been no rallies.
There is no news today.

The White House has nothing to report.
Neither does Westminster.
All is quiet in the Kremlin too.
There is no news today.

Everything is just fine, ladies and gentlemen.
There is no news today.
Thank you.
The News At Never
A short poem inspired partly by the famous case of April 18th, 1930 when the BBC famously stated that "There is no news". That must have been a nice year.
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Stolen from WubcakeVA
Use one or more of your OCs, maybe even add yourself if you please to take this interview test.


C: Rosie by goshhhh

And here goes the questions:

-A. How old are you?

24 years old a month ago!

-B. Do you want a hug?

Yer asking me? It's taken a lot of restraint not to cwtch you already, heh ^^

-C. Have any bad habits?

Hmm, that's a good one. Perhaps staying up all night playing videogames and being too tired to work on videos in the morning. And possibly sometimes forgetting to recharge my mana.

-D. You a virgin?

As the day I was born!

-E. Have any kids?

Nope, and unfortunately I can't - got primary ovarian insufficiency to thank for that. On the bright side, no bleeding, and at the very least I can love everyone else ^^

-F. Favorite food or drink?

Anything with copious amounts of sugar or MSG in. Particularly Chinese takeaway and Haribo.

-G. Killed anyone?

She just bursts out laughing.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,m

-H. What is your idea of a date?

Cuddles, cuddles and more cuddles! And also Chinese food and videogames! I'm an easy girl to please ^^

-I. Any artistic talents?

Not on your nellie! I'm more fond of sitting in front of a camera and shouting at games, haha ^^

-J. Love anyone?

Yes, I do love anyone - and everyone, too!

-K. What is your job

YouTuber! And it's the best job everrrr!

-L Favorite season & least favorite season

Favourite season is probably summer. Mostly because it's when Wales startes to get some sun, it's so raniy down here like yeh wouldn't believe! Least favourite... Probably autumn, the wind is always enough to blow yer off yer feet, and having long hair makes it worse - but at least I can stay inside and curl up on my sofa ^^

-M. Who's your best friend?

Whomever I happen to meet today ^^

-N. Hobbies?

Well, aside from gaming I enjoy trying to come up with inventive ways to use my magic. I've worked out how to create local portals, how to superheat gummy bears in case Cardiff ever comes under kaiju attack, and I recently orked out how to create pocket dimensions!

-O. What are you going to do when this tag is over?

Probably go work on a video, I need to get something out before the end of the week!

-P. What is your eye color?

Light blue ^^

-Q. Are you good? Or bad?

Again - you're asking the girl who literally loves everyone if she is good or bad~? Heheh, you're adorable ^^

-R. If you could get anything right now what would it be?

Food!

-T. Does your name have a special meaning?

Well, I suppose one could say that there's a correlation between my overwhelming pinkness and my name, Rosie... But it's actually more a coincidence more than anything, I was born blonde. I think it was when I was... 10 I dyed it pink for the first time? Then at about 19 I managed to research enough biological magic to permanently change its colour. I was so shattered after that! As for my second name Bowen, I did a bit of research and I thiiink it comes from "ab Owain" - the welsh for "son of Owen". I think.

-V. Any siblings?

My parents decided to only have one child - though I would've liked a younger brother to tease ^^

-W. Where do you live?

Caerdydd! Best city everrrrr! Though I live a bit far out from the centre, down in the suburban areas. Great big field behind my house there is, right next to the suburbs!

-X. Do you find yourself attractive?

I dunno, people tell me I am but I'm too modest to admit it!

-Y. Was this fun?

Absolutely!

-Z. Any last words?

P'nawn da bawb, Cymru am bydd!

Stolen from WubcakeVA
Use one or more of your OCs, maybe even add yourself if you please to take this interview test.


C: Rosie by goshhhh

And here goes the questions:

-A. How old are you?

24 years old a month ago!

-B. Do you want a hug?

Yer asking me? It's taken a lot of restraint not to cwtch you already, heh ^^

-C. Have any bad habits?

Hmm, that's a good one. Perhaps staying up all night playing videogames and being too tired to work on videos in the morning. And possibly sometimes forgetting to recharge my mana.

-D. You a virgin?

As the day I was born!

-E. Have any kids?

Nope, and unfortunately I can't - got primary ovarian insufficiency to thank for that. On the bright side, no bleeding, and at the very least I can love everyone else ^^

-F. Favorite food or drink?

Anything with copious amounts of sugar or MSG in. Particularly Chinese takeaway and Haribo.

-G. Killed anyone?

She just bursts out laughing.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,m

-H. What is your idea of a date?

Cuddles, cuddles and more cuddles! And also Chinese food and videogames! I'm an easy girl to please ^^

-I. Any artistic talents?

Not on your nellie! I'm more fond of sitting in front of a camera and shouting at games, haha ^^

-J. Love anyone?

Yes, I do love anyone - and everyone, too!

-K. What is your job

YouTuber! And it's the best job everrrr!

-L Favorite season & least favorite season

Favourite season is probably summer. Mostly because it's when Wales startes to get some sun, it's so raniy down here like yeh wouldn't believe! Least favourite... Probably autumn, the wind is always enough to blow yer off yer feet, and having long hair makes it worse - but at least I can stay inside and curl up on my sofa ^^

-M. Who's your best friend?

Whomever I happen to meet today ^^

-N. Hobbies?

Well, aside from gaming I enjoy trying to come up with inventive ways to use my magic. I've worked out how to create local portals, how to superheat gummy bears in case Cardiff ever comes under kaiju attack, and I recently orked out how to create pocket dimensions!

-O. What are you going to do when this tag is over?

Probably go work on a video, I need to get something out before the end of the week!

-P. What is your eye color?

Light blue ^^

-Q. Are you good? Or bad?

Again - you're asking the girl who literally loves everyone if she is good or bad~? Heheh, you're adorable ^^

-R. If you could get anything right now what would it be?

Food!

-T. Does your name have a special meaning?

Well, I suppose one could say that there's a correlation between my overwhelming pinkness and my name, Rosie... But it's actually more a coincidence more than anything, I was born blonde. I think it was when I was... 10 I dyed it pink for the first time? Then at about 19 I managed to research enough biological magic to permanently change its colour. I was so shattered after that! As for my second name Bowen, I did a bit of research and I thiiink it comes from "ab Owain" - the welsh for "son of Owen". I think.

-V. Any siblings?

My parents decided to only have one child - though I would've liked a younger brother to tease ^^

-W. Where do you live?

Caerdydd! Best city everrrrr! Though I live a bit far out from the centre, down in the suburban areas. Great big field behind my house there is, right next to the suburbs!

-X. Do you find yourself attractive?

I dunno, people tell me I am but I'm too modest to admit it!

-Y. Was this fun?

Absolutely!

-Z. Any last words?

P'nawn da bawb, Cymru am bydd!

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